in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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