2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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