I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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