I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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