Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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