I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
