i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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