Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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