i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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