The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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