I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
What a dumb baby whore.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
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