had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
