We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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