it hurts more in the daytime
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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