Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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