i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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