I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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