sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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