Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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