I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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