I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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