if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
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