haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
too bad you live with your parents still
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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