just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
