I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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