No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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