You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
i think i just lost a toe
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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