yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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