We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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