Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
as a side note pls kill me
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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