so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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