I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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