apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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