To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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