I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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