So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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