if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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