So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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