Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Say something about gay babies.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Randomize
