I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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