**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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