Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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