Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Two words: blizzard sex
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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