So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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