It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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