That's intense
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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