i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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