I'm eating all of the evidence.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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