I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
home. puking in laundry basket.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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