I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i dont even know how to be here
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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