I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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