the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
This is the high leading the old right now
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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